Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Girls should come with a carfax report
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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