I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
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