White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I have aggressive nipples.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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