I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
is wine microwaveable?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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