I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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