So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
There r osticjed everywhere
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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