also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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