YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
why is half of my head shaved?
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