i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I don't deserve a penis
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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