Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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