She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
