You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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