i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i will never coherently bang her
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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