Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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