Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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