Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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