belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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