At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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