pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Randomize