There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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