i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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