i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Come on in and take your pants off
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