Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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