shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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