if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
