She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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