Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Randomize
