I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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