the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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