you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
NoShamevember. You game?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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