On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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