We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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