real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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