I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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