Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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