Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Two words: blizzard sex
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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