Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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