My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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