fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
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