He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
no you cant smoke seaweed
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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