Sry I called you an 8
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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