Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
we're so committed to being not committed
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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