his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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