Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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