i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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