he wants to bone in the snuggie
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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