Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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