Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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