is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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