i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
