I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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