i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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