Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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