what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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