they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
