Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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